HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
How to get a boyfriend
Leonid Afremov is a passionate painter from Mexico who paints with palette knife with oil on canvas. He loves to express the beauty, harmony and spirit of this world in his paintings, which are rich in different moods, colors and emotions.
my dad just got a goat
i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via missdontcare-x)
My shift on Sunday was the shift from hell.
I was involved in like five physical altercations that night.
I have met the devil and he is a foul-mouthed nine-year-old with anger and aggression issues.
Man I just spent like an hour doing yoga and yessssss.
Also this sports bra is awesome; I can jump up and down, and it’s like I don’t even have boobs.