if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
the answer to this is actually quite interesting! in most christian faiths (to the best of my knowledge), satan doesn’t rule hell; rather, he is a prisoner there, like other “sinners”
BUT they do a TERRIBLE job of explaining that. Like seriously guys you have no idea how terribly they explain Satan in church programs for youth.
I went to Catholic school and in seven years I never actually heard the story of how he fell from heaven.
Lauren’s brain is telling her she can’t eat unless forced so I need to figure out a way to force her to eat from four hundred plus miles away. Any ideas?
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet
ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY
How to do college:
It seems to be working for me, at least.
when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
It’s the way she casually picks up her heels after beating the shit out of everyone in the room.
I can never not reblog this scene. It’s my favourite thing.
okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can’t help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning of some of those icons
“my gender is Half a Skirt.” “i identify as a really lazy jumping jack”
I said this on Facebook but
I honestly do not understand the spread legs female icon what gender expression is that??? Strong Female Who Don’t Need No Man????
my gender is Fast Wheelchair Guy
I’ll have you know I’ve been laughing at this for at least five solid minutes.
my gender is the dude who’s pretending to be an airplane