I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE OVER 18K NOTES. WHAT THE HECK. IT’S A VOLLEYBALL WITH A SCARF LIKE WHERE IS THE JOKE. I hate this site
Disney Princesses as sloths.
The Ariel one 😂
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via simply-quotes)
This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
Today was my second to last day working at Anschutz, and my last day during the week, meaning it was my last day working with many of the people there. Saying goodbye to my bosses was really sad. They were the greatest bosses anyone could ask for, especially Robert. When I said goodbye to Bruce, the grouchy mail guy, he gave me a hug and I almost cried. I’m really going to miss Anschutz and the library staff. Working at the library was my favorite thing about college, and I’m sad that it’s over.