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Emily. 21 yrs old. Cat lover. Liberal. Avid reader. College student. Recovering from Major Depressive Disorder. Atheist. Wanna-be writer. Human.

Jul 20th at 10PM / via: thatlifeisbeauty / op: audacitee / 73,696 notes

Jul 20th at 9PM / via: thelaststarbunny / op: kaptainkevlar / 180,643 notes
webabuser:

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE OVER 18K NOTES. WHAT THE HECK. IT’S A VOLLEYBALL WITH A SCARF LIKE WHERE IS THE JOKE. I hate this site

webabuser:

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE OVER 18K NOTES. WHAT THE HECK. IT’S A VOLLEYBALL WITH A SCARF LIKE WHERE IS THE JOKE. I hate this site

(Source: kaptainkevlar)


kaleidoscopic-fantasies:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

The Ariel one 😂


giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.


Jul 20th at 12PM / via: ohwhatthehellsure / op: leethepace / 342,736 notes

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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"My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love." 

Jul 18th at 4PM / via: simply-quotes / op: simply-quotes / 11,690 notes

Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via simply-quotes)


Jul 18th at 4PM / via: ohwhatthehellsure / op: matthewsagan / 300,512 notes
matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.


readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".


Jul 18th at 3PM / tagged: my text. / 1 note

Today was my second to last day working at Anschutz, and my last day during the week, meaning it was my last day working with many of the people there. Saying goodbye to my bosses was really sad. They were the greatest bosses anyone could ask for, especially Robert. When I said goodbye to Bruce, the grouchy mail guy, he gave me a hug and I almost cried. I’m really going to miss Anschutz and the library staff. Working at the library was my favorite thing about college, and I’m sad that it’s over.