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Emily. 22 yrs old. Cat lover. Avid reader. Recovering from Major Depressive Disorder. Atheist. Human.

Sep 24th at 2AM / tagged: this is my job. my text. / 0 notes

The great thing about working third shift is that I get paid the same for way less work. The bad thing is that I miss the sun.
Whatever, at least I won’t get in any restraints!

Sep 22nd at 7PM / via: staccatosounds / op: rbertdowneyjr / 88,743 notes

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Passing the melody to another group in the ensemble when they’re not paying attention 


I worked a surprise overnight double last night.

Nineteen and a half hours. 

But I made almost two hundred bucks!

For realz, I’m working tomorrow evening, Friday 3rd shift, Saturday and Sunday evenings, and Monday and Tuesday 3rd shifts. That’s like, more than a full-time employee would even work. It’s over 50 hours. And will probably turn into more because I never get out of there on time after 2nd shift. 

That paycheck is gonna be glorious.




ok lemme tell you a thing about raccoons

I adore that all these raccoons are like “I respect that you don’t want me to take this, but I’m taking this.”

I fucking love raccoons

Sep 17th at 1AM / tagged: this is my job. my text. / 0 notes

How did I end up agreeing to work 54 hours this week? I’m not even a full-time employee; I’m not sure I’m actually allowed to do this!

"Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list." 

Sep 15th at 2AM / via: thatlifeisbeauty / op: thedaddycomplex / 258,537 notes

Dennis Leary, 1992  (via thegayyestone)

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Sep 15th at 2AM / via: vulpiximisa / op: ignorntatheist / tagged: how i feel at work. / 108,941 notes


You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a ho in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

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